The chronicles of kev

Follow this handy instruction manuel and you will never ever get fired from your job. 3 simple rules...THATS IT!

He is corrupt, he is a doos, he has 11 wives (and counting), he is extremely good at showering off aids, he is a pop star and he is South Africa's new President...say hello to President Jacob Zuma Cheese! Hope you got your passports...the next 5 years...

Star Trek's new movie just came out in the States and all the "trekkies" from all over the world are going nuts! This vulcan (who happens to be real) was spotted in Pakistan. Now Im not really a Star Trek fan and all I really know is that there is spock...

This little gem is the work of a true genius Bru...you spelt write wrong, COME ON!

I recieved these two pics from The Muscle, I think this would just freak me out while Im having a twitter at a public restroom. I wonder if it squeeks when you pull it out?...very strange I must say, it kind of reminds me of this "new" toiletry utensil:...

I have this tendancy to try a hamburger at every eating establishment in Cape Town, last night brought me to a place called Arnolds in Kloof Street (Cape Town). I like to give my hamburger a rating out of 5, as to how its displayed on my plate, is there...

I have just made the stupidist bet of my life (well one of them, the other was R250 on the Stormers winning the Super 14 this year). Nash from Bangersandnash wrote an article today about himself giving up alcohol for a month and whoever wants to wager...

I have been sporting a nice bundle of hair under my bottom lip for some time now, it has become somewhat of a trademark to my appearance. This bundle of hair is called a fanny tickler (for it's use of tickling the fanny while having a conversation with...

Finish Her!...pig man wins!!!

At the Fire and Ice (extreme) Hotel Having a girlfriend that works at E-tv has its benefits like news 8 seconds before it airs, partying with all the schlebs (which usually makes their day by being in the presence of Kev) and ofcourse cool functions,...