The chronicles of kev

yummy! Damnit! This day is taking so long...thank god the other kev sent me this in an email. Thanks buddy, this really did brighten up my day and made me dribble a bit in my pants... Thats some funny shit!

The night my liver has been waiting for. Well, not my liver, the liver in me actually belonged to some guy named Duncan, he died and I almost did after destroying my previous liver with "the great piss up of '05", my 21st! Paying a small fortune for Duncan's...

This is how he thought while he was creating us: Quite the artist So boobman looks quite interesting, I wonder what happened to that idea. And I see where the term "dickhead" came from...naughty naughty! A monster that eats anus waste...Geez, seriously...

Something for Nash to look forward to Booked...by Nash So after 5 years with that guy from 90210 (old version) she has decided its time for Nash. Nash, from www.bangersandnash.com put down as one of his new year's resolutions to date Megan Fox by the...

That was funny, hold on let me just clean up this puddle of piss thats under my desk. Okay...done! Damn, I wish I understood Afrikaans better, Im half afrikaans and can hardly speak or understand the language but jeez what a funny language...especially...

"I am a doos" Julius Malema...enough said.

Inglorious Bastards by Quentin Tarantino You think the Nazis were sick and twisted, you aint seen nothing yet! My man QT only makes gruesome movies and Im sure he will live HIGHLY up to that with this. Im a bit squirmish, so I might be hiding my face...

Yesterday when I got home from work, I was doing my routine of staring at myself in the mirror and realised that there was hair popping out of my shirt. Investigating the situation thoroughly I realised that I have finally grown chest hair. I am now what...

All the others had Faffy's all over it... This chick is really one of a kind, here is a pic of her tramp stamp: Thats right...insert those coins you dirty bugger! Have a great Monday...

Beautiful...absolutely beautiful That is the jersey you should be wearing or supporting tonight. If I see you in this one: Rather puke on this Luke I will probably break my tumbler over your head, and because you made me waste my Jack on you, I will have...