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Valentines day or Rugby?
Hearts?...not my idea of fun After a kick ass wrestling session with the Angel the other day I decided that it would be a good time to break the news to her. The news being that Stormers play their first Super 14 game on Valentines day. I dont know if...
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5 things you do when you're drunk
but don't do normally Here are just 5 things you (or maybe it's just me) will do when you are drunk but don't really do normally. Disney = Dangerous 1. Kareoke Some how, some way when you are smashed and there is singing, you will always find a way to...
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Cape Towns weather is bizarre
Can someone please tell me...What in the hell is going on with the weather in Cape Town lately? After having an awesome swim on Saturday and chilling in the sun with some brewskies, all of a sudden the weather gods thought it would be a great idea to...
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Monday funnies #1
Nothing like a good little chuckly on a boring, lame and waste of a damn day at work Monday. Here you go something to bring a little smile to your face, maybe even a giggle...enjoy: hehe jeez...thats funny! what a disaster... I hope you like that as much...
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Stormers begin their Super 14 F**k fest this weekend!
I wait for this every year, every single year I get semi erect from excitement talking about Rugby season, especially Super 14 rugby. I love it so much, you have no idea. This year (like I said in my valentines blog) Stormers will win the Super 14 trophy...FACT!...
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Looks like Rihanna has checked into rehab
Rihanna...battered and bruised Im sure you have all heard by now that Chris Brown has beaten the shit out of Rihanna. The two were meant to perform at the Grammy's on Sunday night but pulled out at the last minute because they took their wrestling match...
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Transformers 2 trailer
The first movie was great, so they have added another addition, here is the trailer for Transformers 2... Looks awesome hey? I hope Megan Fox is bending over and fixing another car in this one...thats pretty much the only thing I remember from the first...
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This is hot...
A couple of months ago I was at 2quick4u's house passing a well rolled baseball bat around and giggling at his one eyed 3 legged cat. (damn that shit was funny). Anyways, all of a sudden he says "you got to check this video out", putting on his computer,...
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A happy daddy
Spot the baby Take a good look at this picture, that boy is not this girl's brother but the FATHER of her child. Little Alfie Patton is a 13 year old 4ft tall squirt who is now the dad of this little girl. His girlfriend is 15 and is resting nicely in...
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Rugby food
Every South African knows that no rugby game can be watched without a bottle of Klipdrift brandy and Coke and a boerewors roll. Starters usually kicks off with some chips and beers but when the game starts its strictly Brandewyn. For those of you that...
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This is in me...
Alien creature living in my body This is a flu bug, well according to Google images it is. It was passed to me by some evil source who if I find I will personally kill with my bare hands. Seriously, who gets the flu in summer, in this heat. Its absolute...
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The chronicles of kev has a box at the rugby
All the tickets are sold out for tomorrows game at Newlands between the AWESOME Stormers and SISSYFAG Sharks. Luckily I managed to organise a box, thats right The chronicles of kev has a box, I have a view of the whole field and all the action, I wish!...haha!...
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Joke of the day #2
"I am such a doos" Schaibir Shaik is our 2nd joke of the day (a couple of weeks after Julius Malema). Word on the street that this loser could be returning to jail because of that new law that was passed, you know...that law that states any doos who pretends...
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Ummm...
Anyone watch the game? Fucken awesome first half hey? I kinda got bored and switched off the tv during the second half. I love the way the Stormers demolished the Sharks, damn they brilliant...Im choosing not to look at newspapers or watch any news, I...
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Faffy vs Alcohol
Faffy's catch for the night Faffy is a strapping young lad filled with zest and one weird sense of humour. He cant go a day without taking the piss out of someones mother and hitting a bong. He is 7ft tall and built like an ox with blonde dreadlocks....
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Farewell Jack Daniels...*sniff*
Sacred Today is the damn budget speech, and every damn year the finance minister Trevor "im richer than you" Manuel lets loose on all us "sinners". I wonder how high the sin taxes are going to be this year? Lucky I had my last cigerette EVER five minutes...
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Facebook poker is addictive
Hold'em...Awesome!!! This is what I do at work, all day, everyday...when Im not on deadline ofcourse. This game is so damn gripping and the fact that I now hustle the tables with the businessman while chatting on skype at the same time. We have bluffed...
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The Angel's birthday weekend...
Firstly...I would like to take this moment to welcome myself back, Due to the great recession I have found it hard to find a computer that has a ADSL cap big enough for me to type on this awesome blog. Well things seem to be getting better so I will "try"...
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Kept awake by a flying Harley Davidson
If there is one thing I hate other than the Stormers losing and Jacob Zuma, its mosquitos. There is nothing worse than when your dream of Megan Fox and Jennifer Aniston about to drop their towels is disrupted by a loud buzz in your ear. I dont know if...
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Brilliant Fresh Prince theme song rip off
Anyone remember the Fresh Prince of Bel Air? I think they still show some episodes on some channel on DSTV. Well anyways if you do or dont remember it, the theme song was an old school classic little rap number which was originally sung by the Fresh Prince...
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Rihanna found out he was "unfaithful"
So according to the New York daily news, Chris Brown got a booty call text message the night of the "showdown", Rihanna saw it and got very upset (duh), then she stormed out of his awesome lamborghini (which is silver). He wanted her to get back in the...
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Bergie Watch
Wait! before you find this utterly distasteful just let me explain. Everyone in every area has their local bergies and I want people to take photos and send me stories of them doing their daily routines and other crazy shit that they get up to. There...
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Terminator Salvation trailer
After losing his god damn mind on the set of this movie with the Director of Photography here is Christian Bale in the new Terminator movie, it looks pretty good: I dont understand why he must put on such a deep and husky voice to hide his british accent,...
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Fifa 09 could cause a heart attack
Last night I went to go play some poker at some random guy's house, I was invited by Disconnected D, he told me its a R20 buy in. Who passes up such an awesome offer, five people playing...that equals R100 when I win. Winning is exactly what I didnt do...SHIT!...
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Kev kicking a sack on video
I have many talents, some with my tongue, some with my hands but I am DAMN good at kicking a hackey sack. I have to remind you that I wear a size 12 to 13 shoe, my foot is literally the size of a ruler so its kind of hard to miss. In this video I am demonstrating...