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Spiders...I hate spiders
If there is one thing that scares me more than bald people, sharks and the police its spiders. They are just too damn creepy for my liking, maybe its their 8 legs or 8 eyes, I dont know I just dont like them. My hair stands up when they near me, it completely...
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SAA, the new drug couriers of South Africa
Well...if they can get it right In less than a month SAA has landed in the UK and been busted twice with a shit load of drugs. Their first attempt of bringing in 50Kgs of weed and now 5kgs of Cocaine. I really hope that the drug dealers of the UK are...
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Tiger trash has some new stiff competition
Faffy's new catch Okay, hide the black labels!!! If Faffy sees this at Tiger while drunk it will not only ruin the poor reputation he has already but it will also cause a huge upset with Tiger trash. She relies on Faffy as her hook up for the night and...
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Lets get drunk!
Its that time of year again...well almost, that time of year, that time is next week, that is when the Maynardville Community Chest Carnival 2009 takes place. This is one BIG piss up! Last year all I remember is getting there and waking up with a hangover...
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Beaten by an umbrella ella ella...
This is the REAL pic of what Rihanna looked like after her beat down from Chris 'I will kick your ass" Brown: He even went as far as branding TMZ on her face...thats so mean! Now have you learnt your lesson? Dont EVER walk out on your man when he is cruising...
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The MacGyver multitool
Wednesday night is usually a busy night for me. I stake out Faffy's house and wait until everyone has fallen asleep and then get silently ushered in by Faffy's mom. She usually opens the door in something very sexy and always greets me with a very wild...
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South Park in Afrikaans
That was funny, hold on let me just clean up this puddle of piss thats under my desk. Okay...done! Damn, I wish I understood Afrikaans better, Im half afrikaans and can hardly speak or understand the language but jeez what a funny language...especially...
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This girl's mom must be so happy
I dont even have a caption for this, Im lost for words. With the amount of different porn there is around today, how do you become the dirtiest girl in porn? She must have done some SERIOUS fucked up shit. I, myself am clueless to what is out there as...
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Megan Fox is single
Something for Nash to look forward to Booked...by Nash So after 5 years with that guy from 90210 (old version) she has decided its time for Nash. Nash, from www.bangersandnash.com put down as one of his new year's resolutions to date Megan Fox by the...
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This looks good
Inglorious Bastards by Quentin Tarantino You think the Nazis were sick and twisted, you aint seen nothing yet! My man QT only makes gruesome movies and Im sure he will live HIGHLY up to that with this. Im a bit squirmish, so I might be hiding my face...
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I've hit puberty...at 24!
Yesterday when I got home from work, I was doing my routine of staring at myself in the mirror and realised that there was hair popping out of my shirt. Investigating the situation thoroughly I realised that I have finally grown chest hair. I am now what...
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Bikini Girl
American idol started last night (series channel), and proved to out do South African idols by like 150%. They really turn it into a good show to watch, with awesome background music, good cinematography and their singers completely out do ours hands...
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Carnival tonight!
The night my liver has been waiting for. Well, not my liver, the liver in me actually belonged to some guy named Duncan, he died and I almost did after destroying my previous liver with "the great piss up of '05", my 21st! Paying a small fortune for Duncan's...
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This is me now...
Hot as hell Its 39.5 degrees at the moment in the mother city (Thats Cape Town Faffy) and I am on FIRE!!! This cartoon is me right now! I have decided to leave work early today and take a cruise around the coast in the muscle's convertable. We have a...
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God's doodles of man
This is how he thought while he was creating us: Quite the artist So boobman looks quite interesting, I wonder what happened to that idea. And I see where the term "dickhead" came from...naughty naughty! A monster that eats anus waste...Geez, seriously...
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The carnival was fun
And I have the hangover to prove it Beer...dangerous! God! I am hurting this morning, what a great night! I didnt get to do all the tents that was planned but the two I did visit really and truly fucked me up nine nil! The mexican tent was fun but all...
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You stole my banana...F**k you!
Karate Chop!!! (x, square, triangle and L2) Even gorillas take their fights seriously, Faffy (who happened to have taken this pic) said it all started when the one gorilla grunted what sounded like "your mother" to the other one after he stole his banana,...
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Soccer fan pleasures tv reporter
I love it when my favourit spanish team wins a soccer game, all the fans go wild just like this guy above. You dont want to be around when they lose...Faffy almost lost an ear to those hooligans. (just letting you know that I dont know what team this...
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Swine flu?
While everyone around the globe (especially the UK and Mexico) are going on about Swine Flu, this is the only Swine flying in South Africa at the moment... Fucking crazy hey? I will give that swine an 8 out of 10 for that flu... Seriously though, we can't...
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Bruno's ass in Eminem's face
Last night was the 2009 MTV Movie awards and as most people know, this isn't your typical awards show. People can dress casually, there is loads of swearing and funny skits inbetween awards like this one: I don't think Eminem liked that at all, Im not...
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The top 5 most disturbing sex toys
There comes a time in every sexually active couples lives where they would like to try something a little "kinky", introducing another person, doing it in public or the introduction of sex toys. Here is the chronicles of kev's top 5 most disturbing sex...
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Twitter = shit
By being the most popular guy in my area code I like to keep up to date with all the cool cats and their surroundings. Twitter is now the "in" thing and most the cool cats are using it like myself. I really don't see the point of it, to me its facebook's...
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Bafana Bafana's only way of winning the world cup
We all know that South Africa is hosting the 2010 Fifa world cup and most of you know that the only reason why Bafana Bafana (South Africa's soccer team) made it in to the world cup was because they hosting it. They lost in the qualifying stages to some...
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The Bruno movie trailer
Sacha Baron Cohen's new movie based on a gay model from Czech I think it is trying his thing in the USA. His name is Bruno and he has fake blonde hair and loves the "trendiest" fashion. Expect the same type of humour as Borat. I can't wait for this one...wearing...
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Talk about lucky
Can you believe it? This guy wins 181 million in the lottery on a Wednesday, and then finds the love of his life just 2 days later. I see she's sneaking in a quick second base feel Apparently she loves him for his looks and great personality, the money...