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My new addiction
Other than sex, drugs and rock n roll (hip hop and psy trance) I love sport, rugby in particular but any damn sport will do. I have found a match picking website that is free of charge and you can bet on who will win in pretty much any sport. The site...
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Banned Sprite Ad
I have never been to Germany but would seriously love to go one day, one day in October for the Beerfest ofcourse. In Germany having sex is like holding hands in South Africa, everyone is doing it and it is not frowned apon. You can walk up to a German...
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Daft Bodies
I find this video damn funny and a bit awesome, maybe because I decided to have a well rolled baseball bat after writing my previous article. Jeez, the two girls in this video are fucking amazing...well, maybe because uuhh ha ha, you know. They are called...
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Jock wannabe pimpdaddy's birthday
In one of his Fiat commercials It's the Jock wannabe pimpdaddy's birthday and we will be pissing it up at Tiger Tiger (Claremont) tonight in every way that the Alcoholics Annonymous tell you not to. Unfortunately last weekend I didn't go because of a...
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Two awesome drunken songs
Letting my playlist shuffle on my iTunes it skipped to two songs that brought back so many memories that I thought I had lost while I had been binge drinking in nightclubs. When you are drunk in a bar or a club, there is ALWAYS that one song that will...
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Jessica Alba has still got it
Everyone knows that Jessica Alba had a baby just under a year ago. Over the weekend she hit the beach and she looked like this: Getting used to the water Cash giving jessica a 5 finger kidney poke Checking for Nip slips Cash Warren ready to pounce Now...
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Dudeism seems cool
So there is this new religion called Dudeism and it seems quite cool. Scientology is a complete fuck up and thanks to Tom Cruise it will never be taken seriously...Thank Albert Einstein (or whoever it is they pray to). Well Dudeism is all about the chilled...
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The greatest wedding entrance EVER!
Okay, so this is kind of old but it will probably remain legendary for a long time. It's the video from Jill and Kevin Heinz's wedding entrance and it has taken the internet by storm! This is how a wedding ceremony should begin because they generally...
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A one night stand flowchart
The Muscle likes to think of himself as a real ladies man but knows noone will ever love him the same way he loves himself. He has been on a bit of a dry streak at the moment but has now devised a plan for the weekend ahead to make sure he strikes it...
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A tortoise having an orgasm
Hello, I trust you all had a great weekend (and Monday). I sure as hell did, wasted on Friday, hangover and the Springboks kicking ass on the Saturday and my Sunday was filled with a day with the family and night with The crew...good times! Ever wonder...
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The greatest divorce entrance ever!
Remember last week when I gave you this video. It was and probably will always be the greatest wedding entrance ever, until my wedding in a good decade and a halfs time. Well, here is a video parody of the JK couple getting divorced six months later and...
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The car guard pandemic
There is nothing I hate more on this planet than car guards, Just seeing them pisses me off so much. Being a car guard is not a job, the person wasn't hired by anyone, he/she simply just puts a bib on and presumes the FREE parking lot outside certain...
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Im out of the Mother City for the weekend...
I am one of those proud Capetonians, I am so fucking patriotic that I created my own anthem for Cape Town. Every Spring I take a drive around the coast with a few memebers of the crew and grasp in the awesome beauty of Cape Town (well actually I do that...
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Reality on Animax
Animax is the anime (japanese cartoons) channel on DSTV, it's on channel 126. I am not a follower of anime, The Philosopher tries to get me into it after a well rolled baseball bat but I can't focus on subtitles and the show at the same time as I can't...
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Im on a boat rip off
The previous article had the famous JK wedding entrance being ripped off, so I thought I would just keep them coming. Ever since I heard 'Im on a boat' by The Lonely Island, I have been wanting to do a music video my way on the Knysna Lagoon or something...
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Scam Fail
For those of you who have either a Gmail, Yahoo, Skype or MSN (hotmail) account would have experienced at least one scam since your account has been opened. You know, when someone emails you saying "You have won $750 000, give me all your details to claim"...
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Psycho bitch emails
So, you have planned a trip with some mates and you have told your girlfriend like 3 or 4 times that you are going but she is the type who doesn't really listen to things you say unless it's something that could start a fight. This guy went to Europe...
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Heath Ledger's final role...ever!
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus is/was Heath Ledger's final role before he died last year. He had finished about half of the scenes and by the looks of this trailer Johnny Depp, Jude Law and Colin Farrell play Ledger's characters in various incarnations....
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The Mario Bros sex tape
Remember when Tv games were just simple and awesome, graphics didn't matter and there was no such thing as saving your game. Well thank god things have changed. Anyways, I was chilling at The Philosopher's house last night and the bizarre topic of old...
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The right medication for flu
On Wednesday morning I woke up feeling weak with a very sore throat. I always get very paranoid when Im sick and started thinking the worst of the situation. I thought "Oh God, I have Swine Flu". I hate going to the doctor, mainly because I never know...
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Usain Bolt does it again...
Bolt looking up in the stands to see if Kev is watching Usain Bolt broke his own 200m World Record last night by 11 split seconds, his time was 19.19 seconds. He broke his own 100m World Record by 11 split seconds as well. The guy is extremely fast, gone...
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Is Michael Jackson still alive?
Check out this video and you be the judge: Pretty interesting hey, this video is causing a huge stir in the entertainment world as it shows "Michael Jackson" jumping out of the coroner's van, apparently the same one that picked up his dead body. I don't...
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SABC sucks!
Welcome to South Africa, where we are the only country in the World who has to have a licence to watch tv. We pay over R250 a year for a licence and you can't buy a tv without one. The money from our licences go to the SABC who splurge on 13th,14th and...
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Pee running down my leg
*wiping a tear from my eye* Oh shit! I am in stitches and I thought that I would share the laugh with you. I have had on hell of a week with work and tonight after a grueling 12 hour day (deadline week), I sat back and enjoyed a well rolled baseball bat...
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Hitler reacts to Usain Bolt's 100m World Record
There are so many of these on the net but because Usain Bolt is my prodige I thought I would add this vidoe of Hitler going crazy over his 100m World Record. *The chronicles of Kev does not condone the negativity and racist outbursts in this video* ....