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Dont be confused tonight
Beautiful...absolutely beautiful That is the jersey you should be wearing or supporting tonight. If I see you in this one: Rather puke on this Luke I will probably break my tumbler over your head, and because you made me waste my Jack on you, I will have...
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The introduction to Faffy in cartoon
This is Faffy. Faffy likes walking around with a bowtie and his penis hanging out. He has an F always attached to his shirt / body. Faffy is an over drived sex maniac and will literally have sex with anyone or anything he can find. Him and his father,...
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The Style Report premiere
At the Fire and Ice (extreme) Hotel Having a girlfriend that works at E-tv has its benefits like news 8 seconds before it airs, partying with all the schlebs (which usually makes their day by being in the presence of Kev) and ofcourse cool functions,...
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Supernatural
If you have never seen this show you seriously need a lesson in life. Supernatural is probably the best show on TV at the moment filled with witty comedy, frights and loads of action and lets not forget ghosts and demons. A quick rundown of the show:...
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The best fisherman in the world!
Mix Steve Irwin with that Bear Grills guy and put them on a fishing show and you get this guy, Matt Watson. He is from New Zealand and he likes to catch the hardest fish in the ocean to catch, a Marlin. He doesn't do it the normal way though. He has caught...
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Get your douchebag name...now!
Ever sit back and just wonder what your douchebag name could possibly be? Well, now you can with this site that I am going to provide for you when I am done talking shit. According to Wikipedia the meaning of douchebag is: A douche is a device used to...
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Usain Bolt is a legend!!!
Last night at the IAAF meeting in Berlin, Germany, Usain Bolt did it again and smashed is previous World Record of 9.69 and ran the 100m in 9.58. Now for those of you who don't know, I had a terrible knee injury a while back which took me out of the Olympics...
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Exciting stuff to come for the chronicles...
of kev! See what I did there, using the sub-heading as part of the main heading, God! I feel retarted today after that morning work out. Anyway enough about me here is something for you, because I love you so much I have decided to add some more exciting...
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The Chronicles of kev re-opens...
As you can see by the new web address, The chronicles of kev has changed...I am going to try start off fresh and more vibey than EVER before. The old site was giving me too many problems with pics and videos and after a grueling 11 minutes of research...
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Give me my first award...please!
2009 Blog awards As a young kid growing up in a very untalented family (except my mom and sister...they good at everything). I always tried to excel in everything I did. I was relatively good at sport but just not good enough to win the trophy every year...
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The Jooste sex tape
By now you should have all heard of the Jooste van der Westhuizen sex tape scandal, if not then get out of your cave and start listening to the world around you damnit!. Click on this link http://heat.co.za/joostgate/ and see what went down that night...
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Im going to keep this short
Vote for me!!! It's the last day to vote, well tomorrow is but who has internet at home anyway. Take some time and click on that blue tag to the right that says "nominate this blog for a South African Blog award 2009" and follow the instructions. It's...
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My left foot
Starting your own business is quite stressful, so yesterday while finishing up some work for a client I went and took a drive around the coast to clear my head, it was me and my well rolled baseball bat (ofcourse) and the open road. Getting a bit of the...
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My bad
Yes, it's been a while since you last read the awesome words of Kev and I do have a REALLY good explaination, I am apologising to everyone and you The Filthy Drunk who constantly sms's with slurglish yelling at me to update my blog. I quit my job on Monday...
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The muscle almost burnt to a crisp at Vortex
My wish came true... A couple of my friends went through to the Easter Vortex that was held this weekend and unfortunately the awesome presence of Kev couldn't make it due to work and "The annual Childrens Easter egg hunt" which I seem to always win for...
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My humble apologies
I am going to apologise now for the faffy in cartoon I just posted, I know you have to strain your eyes to see it. That truly wasn't my intention, I have it at VERY high res (ofcourse I do, I drew it) but the house I broke into tonight has an extremely...
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Once again Im sorry...
I am truly sorry for making you wait so long for the awesome words and wisdom of Kev but I am having huge trouble breaking into that house that I did a couple of weeks ago that had the fast internet. I have invested in getting my own internet from the...
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Im BACK!!!
You missed me? No...well I missed you. I must apologise for leaving you stranded for so long, I have been so damn busy saving the world and fondling myself in public that I completely forgot what day it was. Other than that, I actually worked for three...
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This Swine has Flu!
No, I don't have swine flu, I just said that because I remembered being called a pig once for walking through a house party naked and swearing at everyone. God!, those were the days... I do have the flu and I do apologise for the lack of articles placed...
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The ignorance of some Americans
Last night after a chilled out session with the Filthydrunk, I came home and decided to play some facebook poker. My table consisted of mostly Americans and they were all chatting in the little chat box provided about their "beautiful cities". Obviously...
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Alice in Wonderland - trailer
From the famous Disney cartoon comes Tim Burton's adaptation of Alice in Wonderland. Personally I think that whoever made this originally must have been experimenting with some heavy acid, I mean come on, a chick wondering through the forest, falls down...
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Geek pick-up lines
Chilling on my twitter and checking what everyone is up to, I came across a forum chat that was only focused on geek pick up lines. Some of this stuff is hilarious. Here are a few of my favourites: * I can't seem to ctrl-z the way I feel about you * By...
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Look at this dog
Thats a beautiful motherfucking dog
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If Paris Hilton took steriods
This is what she would look like. I sense the muscle is very jealous now...
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Funny failure Friday
I decided I would put this up so you could enter your weekend laughing, like I am...at you!