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How cool is this guy
Pitbull (not the dog but the rapper) was doing a concert in Aspen and while he is rapping away to one of his crowds favourites "lickey lickey back" (that's what it sounds like because I don't know it) he calls a guy on stage and then knocks him the fuck...
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The Unborn trailer
I am going to the movies guys, can you believe it! I can't...shit! it's been a while, the fresh smell of popcorn, struggling to carry your 2litre coke and handing over your ticket. This is going to be brilliant! I love scary films and there is nothing...
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The Arsehole ranking
Every guy in their own special way is an arsehole, a few of my friends and I started becoming way too arsehole-ish for people to handle and then started an arsehole ranking. It origninally was a top 3 arsehole ranking, but I thought I am going to initiate...
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Entourage is awesome!
Now that winter has kicked in, there isn't much else to do but watch TV shows or wrestle under covers (that's during ad breaks...yes, Im that good/quick whatever you want to call it) Supernatural is going well but I just recieved season 5 of Entourage...
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Lighting pictures
Im a bit late with these but here you have it, this morning's crazy thunder storm here in Cape Town caught on camera. Thanks Janine (you stop sending me things and I might have to add you to the ranking below). Enjoy... "And Eskom looked up and said...thank...
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Whales beached at Kommetjie
I woke up a little early this morning (well, early for a Saturday) and made my way down to Bergvleit high school for the annual Derby day against my old school Fish Hoek High. My cousin is in the first team rugby side for Fish Hoek and featured at the...
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Kev gets his mohawk back!
Yes, it's true. After 6 months with fucked up hairstyles I finally have my mohawk back...woohoo! My old trusty hairdresser/barber/alcoholic The Filthy Drunk used to cut my hair into the most perfect mohawk by just using the clippers...the guy is a true...
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80 million pounds and 1 night in Paris
It's the talk of the world at the moment. Cristiano Ronaldo has signed with Real Madrid in Spain for a whopping 80 million pounds, that's $131 million or if you in South Africa it's well over a billion Rand. Manchester United bought him in 2003 for only...
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Alien prank on roommate goes wrong
Chilling at Mellow G's house the other day, he forced me to watch some really disgusting shit he had on his computer in between some other funny stuff like this. These guys are pretty damn good at making their own videos. You can find them on www.chadmattandrob.com...
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Ever wonder how Michael Bay does it
Well not "it it" but the movies and stuff Michael Bay has directed some top notch action movies including both Bad Boys and Transformers and he has also had the pleasure of working with Megan Fox...grrr! Ever wonder how he made his movies just so damn...
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The calve muscle
The calve is probably the most underrated muscle on the male body. It is built for the three S's, speed, strength and sex. What I have come to realise that if you look very closely, it can actually be quite sexy. I mean, mine turns me on okay. I remember...
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Flash Mob - Hammer pants dance
I love everything random, the best shit always happens when it is spontaneous. Flash Mob has been around for some time now and loads of cities all over the world have their own flash mob. It is a group of people that will do a random stint out of nowhere...
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Hardcore Tetris orgy
I clearly must have spelt something wrong while searching for "material" because I stumbled across this just a few moments ago. I think everyone knows what Tetris is, I used to play the game religiously back in Grade 2 on my nintendo family entertainment...
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Gossip Girl goes wild
Leighton promoting her new movie Leighton Meester is a actress on Gossip Girl, if you haven't watched Gossip Girl don't worry you not missing much. I have watched both seasons and still don't really know what the fucken point is, the kids are so damn...
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Teacher sends out sex dvd by mistake
In the USA their school year ends in June and for this one Grade 5 class it will be the school year ending that they will never forget. A grade 5 teacher at Isabelle Jackson Elementary School accidently added her sex antics on to the class DVD that was...
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The greatest freak out EVER!
This guy's mom cancelled his World of Warcraft account and his brother decided to hide a camera in his room and tape him freaking out. Apparently World of Warcraft is like gold to these nerds, I wouldn't know but it seems that way as he tried to jam a...
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Sacha Baron Cohen on Letterman
The buzz of Tinsel town this weekend is the premiere of Bruno, One of Sacha Baron Cohen's alter egos who is a gay model touring a America. A couple of nights ago Sacha Baron Cohen was himself (believe it or not) on the Late night show with David Letterman...
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Tribute to a legend...convict style
Im sure you well aware now that Michael Jackson is dead, he was that black guy that turned into a white vampire looking thing. Anyway, no matter what he did in his personal life doesn't matter AT ALL because he was a true legend. The guy showed all these...
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Some pics to make you giggle a little
This is what happens when I wake up hung over on a Monday morning with nothing to write about...yet. So just to show that I am still here and still thinking about you, here's three pics to giggle at while you wait for something interesting to pop up on...
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Michael Jackson was high as shit!
I know everyone has been carrying on about Michael's death but it seriously is a HUGE death in the entertainment industry. I just came across this picture from some over seas magazine: "Im so high right now" That is fucking crazy! That is pretty much...
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Happy 4th July
To the second best nation in the world I know this is a bit late but I want to wish everyone who celebrates America's favourite holiday a Happy Independence Day for Saturday. You always watch movies or TV shows with happy American families celebrating...
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Julius Malema = idiot
Behold the future of our country, well that's if ANC stays in power for another 10 years...Julius Malema, leader of the ANC Youth League and the proud face of idiocracy of South Africa. Today I will be showing you his final report card from Matric......
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Hannah Montanna of Cape Town
I just recieved this little beauty from Janine (my connection to the funny email world), It's the Cape Town version of Miley Cyrus' character Hannah Montanna...It's Hanna Mintanne "Thmaack a Kitthh" Now thats some funny stuff...Feel free to email me some...
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5 successful Stoners
Born and bred in the "stoner capital" of South Africa, I thought it would be a great idea to show you 5 of probably hundreds of successful stoners...or "ex" stoners. "That white house will be my green house" Barack Obama, the president of the United States...
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5 types of naughty nuns
Nuns are the most stuck up, conservative and prudest thing known to man and in fact it's kind of kinky. Every girl that I know who went to a convent school is rebelious. Lady A.D.D went to a convent school and she is true wild child. Well, here are five...