The chronicles of kev

The Muscle Visiting The muscle's pad last night for the Bi-weekly circle of smoke, I walked in to his kitchen to find pretty much every USN product there is. Laughing histerically for about 3 minutes, I eventually caught my breath and asked what the hell...

Sacha Baron Cohen's new movie based on a gay model from Czech I think it is trying his thing in the USA. His name is Bruno and he has fake blonde hair and loves the "trendiest" fashion. Expect the same type of humour as Borat. I can't wait for this one...wearing...

Nelly Long Enuf A true character of The chronicles of Kev, Nelly Long Enuf has been offically voted by the staff at Tiger Tiger as the sexiest man there. According to the ladies, he oozes with sex appeal and the sweet sound of his voice makes all the...

Of all the characters of Star Wars, I really thought Chewbucca would be the first to fuck up but clearly C-3P0 had other ideas. I don't really know much about Star Wars as I only watched the first or should I say last three and that was back when I was...

All these acronyms but do you actually know what they stand for? Well here you go, this should help you out quite a bit. Hope that helped

We all know that South Africa is hosting the 2010 Fifa world cup and most of you know that the only reason why Bafana Bafana (South Africa's soccer team) made it in to the world cup was because they hosting it. They lost in the qualifying stages to some...

It sucks when you have a tree obstructing your view because it is literally right outside your house or because it is so cold that you need the wood for fire. This guy should really learn the proper way to cut down a tree before attempting this again:...

Last night was the 2009 MTV Movie awards and as most people know, this isn't your typical awards show. People can dress casually, there is loads of swearing and funny skits inbetween awards like this one: I don't think Eminem liked that at all, Im not...

I woke up a little early this morning (well, early for a Saturday) and made my way down to Bergvleit high school for the annual Derby day against my old school Fish Hoek High. My cousin is in the first team rugby side for Fish Hoek and featured at the...

Pitbull (not the dog but the rapper) was doing a concert in Aspen and while he is rapping away to one of his crowds favourites "lickey lickey back" (that's what it sounds like because I don't know it) he calls a guy on stage and then knocks him the fuck...